Kids Say The Darndest.....Part 2

Just spit it out already!

Making my morning rounds, I walked into a room of 4 year olds.   While chatting with the teacher, one child came right up to me.  I should let you know ahead of time that this child has NO patience and speaks as fast as this guy:

(It's the guy from the Micro Machines Commercials....you know the one that talks really, really fast)

Anyway.....

This little boy walks right up pokes me in the belly and says:

"Hey what's that?"
Me: It's a baby
Child: "What? It's a baby? Let me see?"  He tries to look under my shirt

Me: "Oh no! It's in there.  It's in my belly"
He looks at me very curiously.  Thinks for a moment and then says:

Spit it out!!!!!!


Now, I know you can have a baby this way:

And we tell kids babies come this way:

But someone forgot to tell me you can just: 

News to me!  Didn't know you could just spit out a baby.